Not making my job easier today

Microsoft Azure is having some difficulties today in its East data center. It's causing hiccups. Nothing more. Just hiccups. But these hiccups are peculiarly fatal to the Weather Now worker process, so it keeps dying. Before dying, it texts me. So in the last 18 hours I've gotten about 30 texts from my dying worker process.

Maybe it's just telling me to go see Edge of Tomorrow?

Update, 15:15 CDT: Microsoft has finally updated the service dashboard to reflect the horkage.