A Cubs fan is more likely to drive a BMW.
A Sox fan is more likely to break into that BMW and have it
in a "chop shop" in less than 15 minutes.
A Sox fan will pick a fight with a Cubs fan and usually win.
A Cubs fan will pick a fight with a Sox fan once he sees he
has five of his closest frat buddies with him and the odds are in his favor.
He still may lose.
A Cubs fan will watch HBO's "Oz" and talk about its "gritty
theme" the next day at the water cooler.
A Sox fan has probably served time in "Oz" and sees it as a
A Cubs fan will bring a girl named Muffy to the game, spend
his wallet on the date and have to listen to her talk about accessorizing her
clothes and jewelry all evening long.
A Sox fan will bring a girl nicknamed "Pinky" to the game,
have his wallet lifted by her and listen to her brag about how quickly she
can change a flat tire.
A female Cubs fan is more likely to brag about how she
allegedly "hooked up" with former Cubs first baseman Mark Grace one night.
A female Sox fan is likely to brag about how she also
allegedly "hooked up" with Grace one night. Hey, "Gracie" was a busy man.
A Cubs fan will shop at Kenneth Cole.
A Sox fan will shoplift at Kenneth Cole.
A Sox fan can describe the entire game from first pitch to finish.
A Cubs fan can tell you how he played hooky from work, went
to High Tops for a few "beverages" before the game and then woke up late that
night naked on his couch, having gotten sick in a box of Crunch Berries.
Tickets still in his pocket, of course.
A Cubs fan wears boxers.
A Sox fan wears...well, whatever he finds on the floor
A female Cubs fan wears undergarments from Victoria's Secret.
A female Sox fan wears a bulletproof vest.
A Sox fan listens to DMX.
A Cubs fan thinks DMX is a new type of SUV and that he "just
can't wait to get on the list to buy one."
A Cubs fan can sit back and listen to Ronnie "Woo-Woo" do
his annoying act over and over again.
A Sox fan has to hide his hot dog so that the "Get-up Guy"
doesn't gobble it down in one bite.
A Sox fan will stay away from the ballpark until he sees
that the organization is serious about winning.
A Cubs fan has no idea what his team's record is. Just "Pass
the brew, beer man!"
A Cubs fan watches TV shows "Ally McBeal" and the "West Wing."
A Sox fan watches "WWF Raw is War," and then "America's Most
Wanted" to check up on how his "busy" relatives are doing.
A Cubs fan can usually be found pulling his Palm Pilot out
at some point in the game to take down an important number
A Sox fan just grabs a pen and writes the number down on his palm.
A Sox fan has been waiting patiently for a World Series
Championship for almost a century.
A Cubs fan...well, maybe they do have one thing in common.
Submitted by reader S.P.